Myself and fellow arty-type, Chris Phillips, record our ill-informed, nonsensical ramblings..... whether you like it or not.
For the uninitiated, this generally consists of two idiots talking into a microphone on subjects ranging from movies and
video games to art techniques and story brainstorming. We also sometimes get distracted by the decor of the room
and sip booze.

Earlier episodes of gripping drama* can still be heard on Youtube.

*may not contain "gripping drama"

Note: What lies ahead contains naughty words and, worse still, opinions.
31/10/2020 - "40 Years of Horror"
Jen Handorf (Producer, The Borderlands) and Dan Martin (Creature effects, Color
Out of Space
) very kindly join us to discuss our personal favourite decades of horror.
03/06/2020 - "Cartoons and Cryptids"
This week, we ramble our way across cartoons, both cinematic and televised, and talk
of cryptids and the weird.
22/05/2020 - "Fail of Skywalker"
The Rise of Skywalker didn't do very much for us. You're welcome to listen to us tell
you exactly why.
02/05/2020 - "Lockdown"
We're back and we're on Skype! Discussing lockdown stupidity, broken online
services and trying to remember what it was like going to the movies... and outside.
31/10/2019 - "Evil Dead (2013) - Commentary"
A Very Alternate Commentary to 2013's, surprisingly good, reboot ( or stand-alone
sequel? We're not sure) of The Evil Dead.
30/10/2019 - "The Borderlands - Commentary"
A Very Alternate Commentary to the 2013 horror movie, The Borderlands (Also
known as Final Prayer).
29/10/2019 - "The Black Hole - Commentary"
The first of three special Halloween commentaries. We talk over the top of one of
Disney's most sinister "classics". Line up your copy and watch it with us.
19/04/2019 - "We're grown-ups"
(Recorded Summer 2018) Last in the current season. We talk storytelling naivety,
universe building, Spiderman, heroic characters and, oh crap, I'm late for a train.....
20/03/2019 - "Robocop Commentary"
A Very Alternate Commentary for Paul Verhoeven's 1987 glass-smashing
squib-a-thon, Robocop.
16/03/2019 - "Alien Commentary"
Chris found has copy of Alien! And we spend 2 hours talking over the top of it. Line
up your copy and hit "play".
12/03/2019 - "Time For Comics"
We talk about Moebius, Valerian, Slaine, the bare minimum of what is required to
prepare a webcomic and the fine art of time management.
03/02/2019 - "It's Medicinal"
(Recorded Summer 2018) We start drinking. We also discuss games we've enjoyed
from the past 12 months and the worst things we've drawn for money.
30/01/2019 - "Makin' Comics"
We lament being unable to attend comic conventions outside the country, walk
through our comic-making process and discuss the importance of "the edit".
18/01/2019 - "Dork Souls"
(Recorded Summer 2018) We touch on Fallout 76, Dark Souls, discuss gameplay we
find frustrating and talk about indie comic creators peddling their wares.
19/12/2018 - "Event Horizon Commentary"
We provide a very alternate commentary for the cult 90s sci-fi space-horror, Event
Horizon.... because Chris couldn't find his copy of Alien.
12/12/2018 - "The Nostalgia Plague"
Today we talk about why we stick to a handful of websites, pandering to China, we
stray onto Trump (sorry) and the problems with the wave of nostalgia.
We plan out a roster of characters, plucked from the worlds of film, comics and video
games, to be part of our ultimate action team.
31/10/2018 - "Halloween Special"
On this, the creepiest day of the year, we discuss the origins of our interest in spooky
things, places that scare us and VHS cover art.
24/10/2018 - "The Old Gods"
We talk with Jen Handorf - producer of the 2013 horror film The Borderlands - about
the big bads of fiction: The Old Gods.
17/10/2018 - "Star LOLs"
Our heroes return, to talk about Star Wars flicks Last Jedi and Solo, and the
inappropriate use of comedy in movies.