Myself and fellow arty-type, Chris Phillips, return for a second season of ill-informed,
nonsensical ramblings..... whether you like it or not. For the uninitiated, this generally consists
of two idiots talking into a microphone on subjects ranging from movies and video games to
art techniques and story brainstorming. We also sometimes get distracted by the decor of the
room and sip booze.
Season one's gripping drama* can still be heard on

*may not contain "gripping drama"

Note: What lies ahead contains naughty words and, worse still, opinions.
17/10/2018 - "Star LOLs"
Our heroes return, to talk about Star Wars flicks Last Jedi and Solo, and the
inappropriate use of comedy in movies.
24/10/2018 - "The Old Gods"
We talk with Jen Handorf - producer of the 2013 horror film The Borderlands - about
the big bads of fiction: The Old Gods.
31/10/2018 - "Halloween Special"
On this, the creepiest day of the year, we discuss the origins of our interest in spooky
things, places that scare us and VHS cover art.
We plan out a roster of characters, plucked from the worlds of film, comics and video
games, to be part of our ultimate action team.
12/12/2018 - "The Nostalgia Plague"
Today we talk about why we stick to a handful of websites, pandering to China, we
stray onto Trump (sorry) and the problems with the wave of nostalgia.
19/12/2018 - "Event Horizon Commentary"
We provide a very alternate commentary for the cult 90s sci-fi space-horror, Event
.... because Chris couldn't find his copy of Alien.
18/01/2019 - "Dork Souls"
(Recorded Summer 2018) We touch on Fallout 76, Dark Souls, discuss gameplay we
find frustrating and talk about indie comic creators peddling their wares.
30/01/2019 - "Makin' Comics"
We lament being unable to attend comic conventions outside the country, walk
through our comic-making process and discuss the importance of "the edit".
03/02/2019 - "It's Medicinal"
(Recorded Summer 2018) We start drinking. We also discuss games we've enjoyed
from the past 12 months and the worst things we've drawn for money.
12/03/2019 - "Time For Comics"
We talk about Moebius, Valerian, Slaine, the bare minimum of what is required to
prepare a webcomic and the fine art of time management.
16/03/2019 - "Alien Commentary"
Chris found has copy of Alien! And we spend 2 hours talking over the top of it. Line
up your copy and hit "play".
20/03/2019 - "Robocop Commentary"
A Very Alternate Commentary for Paul Verhoeven's 1987 glass-smashing
squib-a-thon, Robocop.
19/04/2019 - "We're grown-ups"
(Recorded Summer 2018) Last in the current season. We talk storytelling naivety,
universe building, Spiderman, heroic characters and, oh crap, I'm late for a train.....